a ecuadorean kid name paco.
my teacher mr. rawrrawr introduced him to me in hopes of increasing my popularity level with the student body
he said i was too dark and smells like piss and penis juice and the kids have a habit of throwing pencils and sharp objects at me
but why would he do that? i like it when they throw sharp objects at me
that way i know that they notice me and my odors
so me and paco were eating spaggheti at lunch and he was talking about how his family couldn't afford food such as this because of the government
i told him my family couldn't afford food such as this because my mom learns to cook from mr. rogers, the bum who cooks from trashcans from down the block, and my dad teabags everything he eats, thinking they were vietcongs and they need to die by choking on his ballsacks
i told him the only thing my parents feed me is my dads.....
anyways, judy the popular girl who always calls me names and writes dirty things about me in the girl's bathroom like "ANDY'S A PROSTITUTE" and "ANDY SUCKS DICK" and especially, "ANDY'S STRIPPER NAME IS SPARKLES"
i dunno why but what kind of a world just brands you and gives you a label if you only did all of those things once in your life?? and plus my dad paid for all of those services so that should be fine right??
but anyways, she came up to me and told me whos my new friend
i told her that this is my new best friend paco and he came from ecoodor
she said that there's no way he's my new best friend because he can't speak english nor can he understand my constant annoying whining about how people can't see my face because my hair covers up 3/4 of it , plus that i'm a reject and reject's can't have friends at all due to the fact that everyone knows that i was the one that farted in math class and caused the whole school to evacuate, and caused the death of Mrs. Wiggles, the lab rat in the science room.
Paco stood up for me and said that he doesn't care if i smell like farts, if i performed sexual acts for my father, or the constant whining about my hair, because he did the same back in his country and i was the only friend that did the same.
i smiled for the first time that month.
a week later paco died of ecoli from the food we had at lunch, apparently someone teabagged it and pubes were foudn in his spaggheti
anyways, judy the popular girl who always calls me names and writes dirty things about me in the girl's bathroom like "ANDY'S A PROSTITUTE" and "ANDY SUCKS DICK" and especially, "ANDY'S STRIPPER NAME IS SPARKLES"
i dunno why but what kind of a world just brands you and gives you a label if you only did all of those things once in your life?? and plus my dad paid for all of those services so that should be fine right??
but anyways, she came up to me and told me whos my new friend
i told her that this is my new best friend paco and he came from ecoodor
she said that there's no way he's my new best friend because he can't speak english nor can he understand my constant annoying whining about how people can't see my face because my hair covers up 3/4 of it , plus that i'm a reject and reject's can't have friends at all due to the fact that everyone knows that i was the one that farted in math class and caused the whole school to evacuate, and caused the death of Mrs. Wiggles, the lab rat in the science room.
Paco stood up for me and said that he doesn't care if i smell like farts, if i performed sexual acts for my father, or the constant whining about my hair, because he did the same back in his country and i was the only friend that did the same.
i smiled for the first time that month.
a week later paco died of ecoli from the food we had at lunch, apparently someone teabagged it and pubes were foudn in his spaggheti
