Sunday, September 28, 2008

Ahh Delilah<3

Every emo person has a secret crush he/she cuts about after being beaten by your father with a wet trojan.

The person I cut about's name is Delilah WillingToDo.

ohh delilah<3

She was the hottest teacher out of all of my classes and shes all mine.

ahh delilah<3

no one likes her because of her 6 homework assignments a week but i don't care, i count it as unconditional love.

ahh delilah<3

I love how her arms flap everytime she walks up my aisle during class and the putrid stench of wet deodorant splashing on my desk.

ahh delilah<3

I can see her walking down another aisle in a XXXL wedding gown, covered in cookie crumbs and the chocolates we would tape to our invitation cards to all of our guests.

ahh delilah<3

If only you know how I felt about you..
You'd make me stay in class everyday after school and I'd get to count all of the jellyrolls and let me feel your hair, the one in your pants.

Ahh delilah<33

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