School field trip 1

I was writing in my emo diary about how I had to sleep in the dog house last night, because my mother told me if I don't stop acting like a bitch and keep whining about how my dad doesn't whipe the toilet seat, i'd have to go out and sleep like a bitch, when my teacher announced we're going on a field trip.

my teacher mr. pickle said we're going on a trip to see the band the Samantha Isac Sunshine Super Youths, or their acronym S.I.S.S.Y group.

I don't get why we would even wanna see them

their songs like, totally sucks.

their new hit single, LOVING JESUS AIN'T HOMO has been stuck in the radio for days, and it's making my eyeliner leak.

their last albulm LETS MAKE LOVE WITH EVERYONE is very stupid.
at first i thought it was a pornographic song when I bought it because it had a whole bunch of kids holding each other and stuff.

then when i popped it into my computer to listen to it while i pulled my pants down with the lotion at hand, i screamed. after i screamed my dad ran up and looked at me saying "Is it that time already?" then he pulled his pants down too.

"Okay class, today we're gonna head out now so lets goooo!"

when we got there, i had to go change into my extra pair of clothes i brought along. because my bus driver has a really bad bladder and whenever he needs to go pee, he just goes on me. I have no problem with that, i'm use to having men pull down their pants and ejaculate liquids at me.

as we walked into the dome where the concerts held, i saw many other people that are the opposite of me

everyone was wearing every color of the rainbow, from blue to yellow, green to red, orange to purple, it was like a kaleidoscope my grandma gave me when she died. she loved that kaleidoscope alot. then my mom broked it because i stole her pads to whipe the blood off my wrists.

when i got to my seat i was sitting and waiting for the stupid Samantha Isaac to perform, when a whole bunch of kids in colored t shirts surrounded me asking me why am i here.

"why are you wearing black?"
"guys don't wear mascara you fag!"
"why the fuck do you smell like piss?"
"GO BACK TO HELL YOU DEMON!"

eventually a security guard came by and kicked me out

his reason was that one of the kids from the group said that I was graffitiging the walls and smearing feces in the toilet seats, plus kicking grandma's in their saggy tits.

i decided to hitchhike after being kicked out the dorm, and my bus driver wouldn't let me in because he said i kill the mood when he brings his prostitutes on the bus while the students and teachers are out on the fieldtrips

so i decided to hitchhike home

i had to wait for two hours til i can get on the bus again

because apparently, you can't get hitchhiked if you smell like urine.