The day I met Emo Amy

I was sitting in class re-reading my favorite book, "The boy who cried for love" today.

It's my favorite book.

It's about a boy who lies about being attacked by a pack of pussy cats so he could be loved by everyone, then they didn't believe him anymore and they scratched the shit outta him.

It's my most favoritest 5 page book ever.

It always brings a smile to my face.

before i could finish the last page, my teacher mr.rawrrawr made an announcement.

"Students today, you will have a new student name Amy"

a girl wearing a all black skirt with a all black shirt with a skull on it.

She had black hair with dark red highlights that covered the left side of her face.

She abused eye liner soo much, that you think your looking at two black holes in the depths of space that her eyes draw you in and suck you into oblivion

oh god, if only you could see the boner I had when i looked at her

"Now class, this is Amy. I dunno her last name, and its obvious that I don't give a fuck about it."

after those words all I heard was blah blah blah.

she was looking at me

and I was looking at her

we were in a trance, hypnotized

i could see myself running through a field of beautiful daffodils with her, lawn mowers in our hands to run over the flowers. emos hate daffodils.

"Amy, you can sit by that thing over there, his names andy. I'm sure you both can fit in together, you lil emo muthafuckerz"

My heart jumped so fast after that last sentence, I also jumped.

I was shaking my head and my body yelling YES YES YES!!
I started rubbing myself in disturbing ways and rubbing my face.
"OH GOD YESSSS!!!" I moaned.

"Shut the fuck up and sit cho ass down!"
"THE FUCK IS THAT SPAN DOING?"
"WHAT'S HE ON?"
"THAT NIGGA SPITTED ON MY DESK!"

I stopped after someone threw their scissors at me and sat down quietly.

Amy sat next to me smliing at me.

I smiled back at her.

Thats what we did throuhgout the rest of the hour.


When lunch came we sat together.

We ate together.

I was happy.

I knew she was happy because she threw her emo knife into someone's sandwhich and got sent to the emergency room asap.

We walked home together.

We kissed together.

I grew bore of her.

When I got to her house I told her i was sorry, I couldn't see my 2 year lifespan ending with suicide with her in it.

She broke down and cried out black stuff.

I was all like, ewwwww and just left.

When I got home I layed down on my bed and started groping myself.

I heard a tapping on my window and looked out.

I saw amy there doin something disturbing

there was a red heart out on the grass

i was like omfg, my dads gonna rape the shit outta me

iopened the window and told her to get the fuck out

she told me she loves me

i told her your scary as fuck

I didn't see her again til later tonight as i'm typing this.

i was sleeping when I heard moaning noises.

i looked up and they were getting louder and disturbing, yet made me get a boner.

i saw amy standing right beside me with her hand down her pants

i looked at her as she made funny faces while she was looking at me

"whaoh, you must have a bad itch to put your hand down there like that"

but i later realized

she wasn't scratching at all.

i screamed out a lil sissy cry

my mom ran in and yelled SHUT THE FUCK UP. I LETTED HER IN SO YOU WOULDN'T CRY IN YOUR SLEEP AGAIN. GET SOME PUSSY AND GET YOUR ASS BACK TO SLEEP.

but I didn't want pussy.

I didn't even knew what a pussy is

all I knew was that she was playing with her girly thang.

btw thats what i call it, a girly thang.

"i love you andy" she says

she held out a knife and gave it to me

i smiled.

"omg, i love you too"

then the sun came out

she turned around and looked deeply into it

"OMFG, ITZ THE SUN? IMA SIZZLE IF I DONT GET OUT OF IT FOSHIZZLES"

she jumped out the window and staggered back home.

what a weird bitch.