Andy and the asian

I saw this hawt asian guy at school that i've been stalkin for weeks

his names Meng and hes like those short asians that are buff as fuck with small penises.

gosh i love men with small penises, we have so much in common.

I figured that I was going to admit my feeling for him so I came up to him before geometry

I came up behind him and tapped him on the shoulders. I twirled my hair so I can get him hard, I

hear asians really love that kinda stuff.

He turned around and looked at me from head to toe and shooked said, "Wat dew yooh wahnt?"

I started blushing and giggled at his accent. He shooked his head at me and said "wite boi yooh betta moob o I gunna kicks yo hass"

I asked him does is he in a relatoinship

Then a girl name Shantifwa walked up to him and was sticking her tongue in his earlobes.

I gulped and putted my hand down my pants to stroke it the beast

I gave him these black roses I picked from some womans grave and said 'these are for you'

He looked at it and threw it at the ground.

I looked into those sideways asian eyes and watered a bit.

"How can I prove my love to you?!"

I quickly rubbed my hand on his shoulders and moved my head closer to kiss him and he pushed me away. My eyeliner started leaking and I was on the ground crying.

He said "betch, dun FACK WIT MI OR I CAWL MAH BRO AND HE FRUM DA FEETCONG"

He started walking away and I saw the life we coulda had together flashing through my eyes. How is he gonna have babies with me when I go through a sex change? I quickly yelled out
yelled out, "I LOVE YOU MENG, I FUCKING LOVE YOUUU!" I ran up behind him, pulled his pants and boxers down and was about to open my mouth wide when he sawked me in my right jaw.


I was rushed to the hospital right away because they thought I was bleeding black stuff, but it was actually my eyeliner.