Emo Andy made the basketball team

My dad told me to join the basket ball team because he says i need to practice to handle balls

better because i keep dropping them whenever i see my dad drops his pants.

i told my gym teacher i wanted to join the basketball team and he said

"Get cho fuckin emo muthafuckin titty fucking ass outta here you little fucker"

so I turned aroudn and walked out of the gym then alluvusudden a jock yelled out

"HEY LETS TEABAG THAT EMO KID"

then he threw a basketball at my head so i can get knocked unconcious so he and his big fat toned sexy hunk of jock friends come and have their way with me

but the ball boucned out of my head and made it into the basket.

the teacher saw me and said

"Wow you little fucker, you made a fucking basket, I need someone like you for fuckin shit."

he slapped a uniform on me with the number 69 on it and it had lots of holes on it.

he said the hole came from the last kid who didn't made the winning basket and the entire team

took turns ripping a hole in his uniform with their penis while he was still wearing it.

later on we had practice and everyone gave me looks when their penises were erect.

we went into the locker room and everyone whistled at me and kept saying they wish I had a vagina.

ohh how I wish I did have a vagina at that moment.

then this guy Randy, who threw the ball at me picked me up with the hair on my testicles and said

"DONT FUCKIN RUIN THIS GAME FOR ME TONIGHT OR IM FIST YOOH"

I said okay and crossed my fingers

ohh i hope he fists me.

because i hear that fisting is the equivelant of riding a bike without a seat on it.

so that night we started sucking the game because I kept giving the ball to the other team because they said they knew where i live and were gonna blow my head off.

i only gave them the ball because i thoguht they said they were gonna blow my head off, as in my penis's head.

we eventually tied when coach put me on the bench and told me to stop fuckin fuck up the mutha fuckin game you little fuckin albino spoon fucker.

we tied the other team 1 to 1 and he said he needed someone out there to make the winning shot.

I saw Randy out there really sweaty and tired so I wanted to help him out.

I took the knife I hid in my hair and threw it at randy and it went through his throat and he had to go to the emergency room right away.

yessssss.

then the announcer people guys says the game has ended because someone is severiously enjured in the game.

yessssss.

i quickly ran up there and rubbed my body with his blood that was on the floor.

yesssssssss.