Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Shes a liar

someone at school found out about my blogs

her name is janice dullivan.

she said she likes my blogs alot and says it that I should keep writing more.

I think I have a reason to live now

she keeps eating with me at lunch and keeps talking about stupid stuff like algebra 2 and basketball and stuff.

I dunno why but she looked so hawt for a orange girl.

I took my right hand and placed it on her left breast and she gave me a look and our convo was like

"wtf are you doing?"
"I thought i was suppose to do that"
"what the fuck do you mean?"
"i've seen it in movies"
"what movies do you be watching?"
"if you've read my blogs, you should know what movies im talking about"

then she giggled and I was shocked.

she had the most horrid laugh i've ever heard.

it soudned like 2 bluebirds were having intercourse during a construction site and hayeanas were screaming as they were getting gang banged by screamo metal bands.

I quickly ran into my next class and mr.rawrrawr gave me a look

I said OMFG THERES A SERIAL KILLER AFTER ME AND SHES BEHIND THIS DOOR

he walked up and pushed me aside and letted janice in and he said Be my guest.

next thing she sat next to me and kept giggling.

omfg i wanted to stuff some thanksgiving stuffing into her throat.

how could such a human being be born with such a demonic laugh.

it's like as if she was born from satin and was raised by a howler monkey.

I scooted her closer to the window so I could push her off and let the evil spiders pick her up and drag her back to the cave where she came out of.

then janice looked at me and said she likes me.

i was like omfg.

someone likes me.

i looked at her and was like

is you furreals.

then she was like giggling again and was like totally.

I fringed when she giggled but smiled when she said totally.

i held hands with her afterschool after i cutted myself.

the blood was all over her hands and she licked it.

it was very erotic.

hehehehhehehehhehehehehehehehehehe.

a week later she told me she lied all about it.

she only said she liked me so she could experience the emo relatoinship.

i got back at her by writing in the boys locker room

JANICE DULLIVAN IS A SLUT.


a week later she contracted HIV.

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