Ohh that Emmily

So there's this new chick at school who goes by Emmily.

Ohh that Emmily.

She always skips around and smiles and makes a fool of herself when she trips and falls down the stairs and breaks half of her limbs.

Ohh that Emmily.

She's so fun when she carries her pet brick to school and people pick it up and throws it at the windows.

Ohh that Emmily.

So hilarious when she eats lasagna finding out that she's allergic to 45 of the spices in it and her tongue ended up bleeding and she almost drowned herself.

Ohh that Emmily.

When she puts on a wig in school everyone starts talking to her and becomes friends with her. 

Then when the wig comes out she gets jumped and thrown in the trash bin.

Ohh that Emmily.

I think I'm gonna talk to her and become friends with her!

So I talked to her today in the hallway.

She looked at me and smiled.

Ohh that Emmily.

She squeezed my nipples and milk squirted all over her.

Ohh that Emmily.

She was lactose intolerant.

Ohh that Emmily.

The milk lit her up on fire.

Ohh that Emmily.

Everyone tried to put out the fire by spitting at her.

Ohh that Emmily.

She just lost THE GAME